Alem Lane

The owners were rude and disrespectful. The place was extremely unhygienic: cups and glasses were unwashed, as was everything else. The armchair was dusty and damp, seemingly neglected for years, and the bed cushions were in the same state.

Everything was spotless. The owners were very friendly, and I’d definitely return. Highly recommended.

We went there hoping to relax, but it was impossible to escape the noise from the other apartments. The place was filthy, with damp stains, and when it rained, water came in beside the bed. The mattress felt like a plank. Essential amenities were missing, and the bathroom needs bleach. The sofa was dirty and stained, too. There are only three parking spots for five apartments. Truly unacceptable. If you have another option, choose it.

Apartment 4 was filthy, with huge damp patches, and when it rained, water poured in right beside the bed. It felt like a hidden camera prank on Tinelli’s show. You hear every sound from the other apartments, so forget about relaxing. They advertise parking but don’t say there are only three spaces for five apartments, so you have to arrive before everyone else to get one. There’s no cable TV, and the bathroom floods when you shower. We got one roll of toilet paper and one towel per person. The bed felt like a canoe, and the sofa had disgusting stains. I wouldn’t even think of hitting it, it must have been covered in dust since the apartment opened. Absolutely unacceptable!