Penzion u Janky

The techno events next door can run nonstop all weekend, so I definitely wouldn't let relatives stay here.

There's no place to store bikes, and outside there's just one table with a bench. The campsite next door offers some refreshments, though it was nearly empty. The guesthouse is beside that campsite, with little else around. In my four-bed room there were only two chairs at the table, and I missed having a cupboard, a lamp, or even glasses or mugs. The upstairs rooms are reached by exterior stairs, and you can hear people walking around in the room above.

The thin walls made our stay hard once a family with three little kids moved into the other room. The area around the guesthouse has very little going on, and without a car you're stuck. Parking is in the open area beside the building, with brambles all around and a campsite shed behind them. There are only two small benches and a table outside, with no cover, so rain or strong sun gets to you. When it rained, there was nowhere to sit outside. Even an umbrella would help, and maybe the owner will sort that out. The campsite next door was completely empty despite it being peak season, though it does have a pool and a jungle gym. The food there is basic, like fries, cheese, chicken wings. We left a day early because we didn't fancy running over in the rain for coffee. We liked Moravia and would happily come back, just to another guesthouse. The guesthouse itself is nice and clean, and the owner was decent. Rooms have beds, a fridge, TV, table, chairs, and a clothes rack with hangers. But there should be a broom and dustpan in the room. If you spill sugar, you have to clean it before leaving. The same applies to the shared hallway if the children track in mud.

Breakfast was great, with eggs, coffee, juice, sweets, pâtés, jam, vegetables and more. The owner was very welcoming, and the place was quiet with secure camera-monitored parking. The rooms are clean and have a fridge and TV, though they neither impress nor disappoint. I'd come back. :)