Nena Hotel Bremen by LESA

The room had a fantastic river view, and was lovely from the moment we checked in. We also appreciated the hotel’s elevator parking, which gave us a secure place for our bikes. Breakfast was a treat each morning, tasty and beautifully presented. We had a memorable stay at the Nena Hotel in Bremen and can’t wait to come back on our next trip. Highly recommended for a comfortable visit! PS AI helped write this review.

This hotel in Germany was wild, bro. When I walked in, there was a guy selling 6 7 Mangos 🥭🥭🥭 for half a quarter, that’s so tuff boiiiiii. On the first night, fredyfazbear appeared at my window and asked if I wanted a barbershop haircut for just a quarter!!!!!! I said, “Please freddy, I need this! My mom is kinda homeless,” and he made that ishowspeed ahh face. When I woke up around 6 or 7 AM, I heard jayden was heading to his bus for school! The really nice staff gave him free MANGO and CHICKEN STARS ⭐!! (W speed/staff ♥️) I went exploring ts hotel like what the sigma bro, and found IM A DUDEMAN dancing in a corner!!! ts hotel was amazing, yessirki

The room felt cramped, with furniture that was too big and awkwardly arranged, leaving too little space to walk beside the bed. We also weren’t given clear instructions for getting in through the front door after hours. We only managed to enter when another guest happened to arrive. We wouldn’t recommend this hotel.

They advertise air conditioning in every room, but that wasn’t true. When I complained, they wanted me to email proof of what they had listed on Booking, which felt like an extra hurdle. They offered to refund 20%, but I left early because I didn’t want to sleep in 30C, and I still haven’t seen that money. Now I have to chase them for it. I don’t believe the false advertising was an accident. I’ve also heard stories about a pool that’s permanently broken, and found out on arrival that parking isn’t available for every room type. Avoid.