Apartment Panorama

The kitchen was well equipped, and for the price you can't complain about the apartment's size. But despite already having low expectations, we were disappointed. The shower was painful to use without risking another injury. There was so little water coming from the tap, probably because of the triple water meter, that washing in the sink seemed just as practical. Then the water wouldn't drain, as if the architect had forgotten both the levels and the building plans when laying the foundation. The house is so crooked that a railing feels practically essential. I was shocked to learn four people could stay in this hobbit hole. Even for me, a mere mortal, the couch was too small. It was cluttered like Pippi Longstocking's Villa Villekulla. If they cleared everything out and kept things simple, it might count as acceptable living space. My personal recommendation: don't go out on the balcony! These hobbit holes are a joke and not for the faint-hearted. From the noise, it seems this place, like the whole house, could collapse at any moment. All in all, it's actually quite okay.