Cleo Guest House

Not worth the money.

I booked two rooms, and neither had been properly cleaned. The sheets were sticky and smelled of sweat under the air freshener, with stains and cigarette burns despite the rule about a 1 million rupiah smoking fine. There were holes in them, too. The mattress had fried food crumbs under the blanket, and the pillows smelled awful. The room itself had a strange odor, and the air freshener was dried out, only giving off a nice smell when held close to your nose. How long has it been since the bedding was changed, or the room cleaned? Is spraying perfume between guests really the routine? The service felt poor and unreliable. I also hope staff won't smoke during work hours. Guests with children may still be smoking by the main entrance, and the smoke spreads everywhere.

You’re the sweetest, cheeks round and lovely, with your dark beauty. I’ve already laid my love on the bride price, you know you’ll be safe, I’ll protect you in Paris and Germany. Wherever we go, things will be fine for us. So tell me, do you love me? Say yes or no before the shamans get involved, before the devil takes sides. Come on, babe, don’t leave me hanging. My rap will hit the beat, don’t stand there like a statue. You’re the luckiest lady if you accept this status, you’ll officially be my wife. You look so sweet in a dress. I’m not trying to boast, but marry me and you’ll be famous. Just pick where we’ll honeymoon, Paris, England, or the UN. Lime rolling around, little sister. I’ll handle things, you’ll be safe.

My feet kept coming up black, like I’d walked over a piece of wood, because the floor was so dirty. The sheets had more than five stains, and the TV and refrigerator seemed to be there just for display. Water stopped working a few times, too. I’d ordered twin beds through the app, but there weren’t any when I got there. The AC was fan-operated, but no air came out, and I couldn’t change rooms. There was also a GONG switch in the room that went off as soon as I pressed it. 1 HOTEL :)) Thanks anyway. Hope the place improves.