Imperial

The location is nice, right by the beach, and the parking is secure. The receptionist spoke only Polish, which was a surprise, but we managed.

The staff were less polite and chatty than the zombies in The walking dead. The breakfast was another low point: there wasn't much to choose from, the yoghurt looked and tasted like wallpaper glue, the bread was hard enough to hammer nails with, and the coffee seemed to be short a few beans. Our room was cleaned only twice during our week there. The shower handle wouldn't stay upright, so I had to hold it to shower or leave it in the holder and wash my feet. The room layout was odd too, with one bedside table against a completely different wall, out of reach from the bed. On the third floor, an elevator side panel was left wide open, exposing all the circuitry. Quite an experience. If you can, book somewhere else or bring a tent.

At night the grounds are locked, so you have to call the guard by the door to get let in. The interior design has an interesting look.

Our room was cleaned just once during a four-night stay. The breakfast was poor and tasteless, and I don't think the hotel was worth what we paid. Book somewhere else if you can.