Dude Rancher Lodge

The waitress at the diner on Monday morning really brightened my day. She made me laugh, and the breakfast burrito was wonderful. Thanks so much. I also want to thank the receptionist on Sunday night, who was so helpful and accommodating. I love this motel. I’ve stayed twice in the rooms with high ceilings and found them really comfortable. I think rooms may vary, which could explain the different reviews.

Todd really added to our stay. He was informative, quick-witted, and great with customers. Hillary was friendly and helped sort out a thermostat problem. The room was clean and cozy, and we liked the rustic ranch feel. It’s an old hotel, so don’t expect modern decor. Dustin’s only suggestion is to add games to the thermostat 😂😜 (if you know, you know).

We were glad we picked this place. The room and furniture were darling, and having both interior and exterior access meant I could park right outside the room, which felt reassuring. The breakfast sounded amazing and very reasonably priced, but we have to leave before 6 tomorrow morning, so we’ll miss it.

Well, well, well. It seems they’ve taken the DUDE RANCHER LODGE out of existence, and it’s haunted! I was Bob, and he tried to put me in a pot and cook me for breakfast. So not cool, Bob. I’ll be watching. Moving on, I think the bullet holes in the wall were from World War Two, or at least that’s what the interwebs told me while I was sleeping. They whispered in my ears at night. My shoes came unglued, and I’m wondering if anyone around here is selling a used hedge trimmer. I have HEDGES I NEED TO TRIM. TRIM TRIM TRIM. I might like it more if they didn’t try to boil me for soup. Not cool beans. TRIM HEDGE. I need shoe glue, please. Okay, reach out, my number is blah blah gootentaugh.