Crystal Beach Villa 5 Bedroom Home

The venue was beautiful and had everything for a lovely event. The one big problem was the fire ants on the lawn. I got partly eaten alive and had to sit through my son’s wedding with my feet propped on the chair rail because there was an ant hill under my seat. They really need to put out ant bait or something.

The place is spacious, and every bed is queen or king size. From the back deck, you can watch lots of barge traffic, and there’s an outdoor grill. The elevator just fit my mobility scooter, and there are no inside stairs to go with it.

It’s very clean and well maintained, though it could use some upgrades and a lot more childproofing. The outside seating areas especially need attention. Kids could easily squeeze through the backs of the seats and fall.

The yard is large, clean, and has parking, plus a boat dock and a golf green, though I don’t know what it’s called. You hit the ball from that green toward the bay, right beside this beautiful house. There’s more sleeping space downstairs under the house, with bunk beds and a restroom. Mrs. Lang is a wonderful lady, and she and her husband own and rent the place. The house itself is something I’ll leave to your imagination.