Hai Lam Hotel

This was a terrible stay. The beer was awful, and after 17 pints I still lost my Fortnite match when I got sniped out of the air. I pulled out my drumgun and started killing everyone in real life, then took the L when Midas sniped me. The police attacked and shot 10000 bullets at me, so I shadow bombed, plugged in my mouse and keyboard, and used the flying car glitch to escape. My wife left because I couldn't afford a good hotel. Bad experience overall.

The hotel is in a quiet residential neighborhood, quite far from both the city center and the beach. At night, we had to leave the car on the street by the hotel, beside a park, and worried that teenagers playing soccer might break a window or headlight. The room itself was okay, but the mini-fridge was dirty and unplugged, like it hadn't been used in a long time. The receptionist said the hot water came from solar power, but after a few people had showered, it seemed to run out. Shower later and the water was all cold, enough to make the showerhead freeze.

It's clean and affordable, and they don't raise the rates in the rainy season. They even give discounts. I'd happily stay here again if I get the chance.

There was no hotel and nobody at the address I was given. I'd like my money back.