Hotel Hermom

Really, really good.

It was okay.

The room was clean enough, and the air conditioning and minibar worked fine. The TV only had the regular broadcast channels, and they provided just two small bars of soap. There was no bath mat, so water got all over the room. Still, I’ve stayed at cheaper hotels in Goiânia that were much better, even though they were simple places too. The photos are misleading, and the nightly rate doesn’t match what you get. I booked directly with the hotel to request a double bed after seeing good Booking reviews, but I wonder if those reviewers have very low standards. The bed was awful, old, noisy whenever we moved, and had a terrible mattress. One of the two towels was old and torn. The bathroom window faced another room’s bathroom, so my fiancé could see the person on the other side, and we had to block the window with a towel. The shower had poor water flow, with nowhere to put soap or shampoo. The room was very small, and breakfast was extremely basic with few choices, unlike the photos. There were strange noises at night, and on Saturday morning construction noise made it hard to rest.

Avoid this place. They charge rates like a good hotel but don’t deliver the quality. The parking area out back was awful, and getting to it meant using horrible rusty stairs. They don’t keep their promises, and if the lot fills up, your car ends up on the street. They don’t seem to care. The double bed mattress was old and had a dip in the middle. Just terrible.