Tati S.
Calling this a resort feels like a stretch. It’s rundown, the restaurant’s been closed for who knows how long, and entry is $15 per person. For four people in a car, that’s $60, which seems steep to me. It’s basically a dressed-up barbecue area. When it’s crowded, there’s barely room to move, music blares everywhere, and kids are left screaming unsupervised. There are nicer, cheaper places around.

