Hotel Campestre El Danubio

We were the only guests there, which I can understand now. Avoid this place. We came expecting a relaxing visit with the pool, bar, and restaurant, but it was a miserable experience. The pool was filthy, full of bird droppings, dirt, bugs, and chlorine tablets. I couldn't stay in it for more than two minutes. There didn't seem to be any circulation or cleaning system. They said the bar would be open when we paid the entrance fee, but then refused to open it. The fish was all right. The Coke was past its expiry date, though that wasn't a big deal. The fried pork was as tough as a shoe sole. I ordered a medium steak, but it came well done++, and I suspect they cooked it that way to cover up meat that was really old. I had stomach trouble almost immediately after eating it. I wouldn't touch anything from the lake. If I ever saw one of those fish, I'd expect it to have at least three eyes. When we asked for a refund for the pool passes, the staff threw us out and threatened to call the police. The woman who introduced herself as the owner seemed to know only the English words "fu*k you." Not very classy.