Farma Noe

The owners were always nearby with a smile, ready to help, and really kind. We spent three nights here with our three little kids and had a great time in this peaceful, family-friendly place. The farm has horses, dogs, and chickens, plus board games to play. Breakfast was fresh, tasty, good quality, and there was plenty of it.

Breakfast was decent, though it felt like a race to get the limited food on the table. There were only a few local pancakes, and by the time I got there someone else had taken them. When I asked the cook to make more, she said there were no ingredients left. The room itself was extremely cramped. The owner described the extra bed as a “full-fledged bed,” but it was tucked in a drawer and took up nearly all the remaining floor space when pulled out. There was no refrigerator either, so the place felt more like a budget hostel than premium accommodation. The property had lots of photos and other things from the owner’s trips abroad, including a book in the room, but when I asked him about somewhere good to visit locally, he pointed me to a guidebook. We stayed at Farma Noe in late July 2018, after visiting four places in different parts of the beautiful Czech Republic, and this was the least attractive of them. It seemed unclear what the place was meant to be, more like accommodation for the attached polo club than a dedicated premium place to stay.

We spent two nights at this farm with my family, and it was a unique experience. The hostess welcomed us wonderfully. Thank you, and we hope to come back.

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