Los Patios Hotel

We couldn’t stop laughing at what came to the table, so the meal was memorable in its own way. If you’re looking to try some of the worst restaurant food around, this is the place. The “lasagnas” in the photo say it all.

I’d stick to the pizza here. It was decent, though maybe I only thought so because I was really hungry. I wouldn’t recommend ordering anything else.

The food was the main problem. My paella was obviously microwaved, and while my wife’s Spanish omelette looked alright, the tapas portion was ridiculously small. The food quality is bad, and they’ll need to fix that if they want more customers. We paid about €30 for the mistake and left as soon as the food arrived. I’ll read the reviews next time. Service was fine, though there wasn’t much atmosphere with so few people there.

Nice spot, but avoid the food. The Prawns Pil Pil were horrible, the grilled chicken was slimy and impossible to eat, and the Spanish Omelette seemed like it came from a supermarket. These were the first bad meals on our two-week drive through Spain and Portugal. Like others, I should’ve checked the online reviews first.