Karel D.
Hello readers, The hot water took a while to reach the shower, but once it arrived, it was properly hot. We also got to enjoy the air conditioning in winter, which doesn’t work as a heater. The furniture comes right off the wall, so give it a try. A 50 year old man screamed at me in a language I don’t fully understand yet, and figuring it out felt like guessing the password to the Netflix account they provide. Using a translator app to speak with the owner’s daughter got us a discount on damage we hadn’t caused. Sorry we didn’t scratch the doors. Thanks for the WhatsApp chats, including the harassment and requests for personal information we’d already provided. Booking.com reviewed your complaints, and I’m sure they fully support the removable furniture arrangement. You assured me it gets checked after every guest, so be sure to keep doing that. If dry, old pastries are your thing, the 24hour shop next door has some. You can guess how long they’ve been sitting there from how dry they are. This was our review of hotel donana and the village hinojos. Drunk men, church on Sunday, and screaming neighbours. If you want your stay cut short after you’ve already paid, open the window shutters so the cleaning lady can see straight into your room. She’ll kindly join the owners when they visit, and she knows how to use a translator on her phone. We couldn’t have imagined a better trip to hinojos. The experience was unforgettable. If you enjoy drama like we do, Google maps says this place is closed, but you can still book through booking.com, just as we did. Visit during heavy rain so none of your things can dry. We’ll keep checking the comment section here. Anyone want to join the drama?

