Preciosa casa de 4 habitaciones y 3 baños, Urbanización Los Naranjos, Puerto Banus

The complex has a calm, pleasant atmosphere, and the room cleaning was spot on. But there were a few problems. The pool seemed a little dirty, and the rules felt excessive, including the ball restriction, which didn’t seem to matter much anyway. Some chavs got in easily and faced no consequences. The Peruvian security guard threatened to remove them, but they swam regardless. A chicken skeleton in the room looks so much like one that we named it Mike Towers. Some windows don’t work, the blinds jam, and the door is worn enough that getting in takes the Romanian method. The air conditioning is stuck in ambient mode and only reaches two rooms, if you’re lucky.