Martihouse 3

WE SPENT 10 DAYS AT THIS PROPERTY AT THE END OF JUNE AND JULY 2020. THE APARTMENT IS LOVELY AND WELL LOCATED, BUT THE REST WAS A MESS. CHECK-IN WAS QUICK AND CARELESS: DOCUMENTS, BALANCE, BYE. WHEN WE GOT INTO THE APARTMENT, THE FRIDGE WAS UNPLUGGED AND UNUSABLE FOR 24 HOURS. CLEANING WAS NONEXISTENT. DUST EVERYWHERE ON THE SHELVES, A CHANDELIER THAT HAD NEVER BEEN CLEANED, AND THE KITCHEN HOOD, NO COMMENT. THE CUPBOARDS HAD LEFTOVERS FROM PREVIOUS GUESTS, INCLUDING TWO FINGERS OF OIL AND AN OPEN JAR OF ANCHOVIES. COOKING WAS IMPOSSIBLE WITH USELESS PANS AND RIDICULOUS UTENSILS. THE SHOWER TILES WERE FILTHY. DUST WAS EVEN HIDING UNDER THE CARPET, LIKE A "GOOD HOUSEWIFE" WOULD FIND. THEN THERE WAS A PLASTIC CUP WITH WATER AND CIGARETTE BUTTS BEHIND THE ROOM'S FRENCH WINDOWS. I MESSAGED MRS. FRANCESCA ABOUT HOW POOR THE CLEANING WAS. SHE REPLIED, "THANKS ADRIANO FOR THE ADVICE." HELLO, MY NAME ISN'T ADRIANO, HAHAHA. FINALLY, IF YOU ENJOY CLEANING WHILE ON HOLIDAY, THE ASL IS FOR YOU.

The location is the one real plus, right in the center. Cleanliness felt superficial, and the staff were terrible and incompetent. Otherwise, I’d avoid it.