Hotel South Paradise

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The staff were very friendly and helpful. We asked if we could have breakfast early, and they sorted it out without any trouble. Breakfast was satisfying, and daily rates were great. The hotel is right by the beach, with its own stretch of sand and umbrellas and lounge chairs. Our double room was small, but had what my wife and I needed for a pleasant stay, even longer than our one night. Dogs can come along at no extra charge, and there's a large shaded parking lot in front.

Breakfast comes with carefully packaged food from brands I didn't know, instead of fresh, genuine local produce. There are even those famous peaches in syrup from a giant tin, what a treat. On the terrace, the owners have left only old plastic chairs and no countertops, plus some cozy nests for birds. The bathroom's sliding door and furnishings fit that same bygone era. The room is minimalist, cramped, and decorated in orange, supposedly in keeping with the 50s, 60s, or 70s theme. The air conditioning is there, but the mix of plates on the switches and plugs feels jarring. Some match a well-known brand, while others have more modern colors and shapes that spoil the vintage atmosphere. I've attached a photo of the TV plug, which should only be replaced to make it fit the period style. If you've never lived through those decades, feel nostalgic for them, or want your kids to experience them, this is the place for you. The room seems meant just for sleeping. Don't get distracted by the nearby special deals at more reasonable prices and decidedly better quality. It's hard to find worse.

A spacious, welcoming beach with good service. There's a bar right on the beach for a cold drink, some ice cream, or just a coffee. Recommended.