The Noble

The place is beautiful, and the small comedy show we went to was amazing. But we left almost hungry. It was difficult to get service, and several things we ordered from the menu weren't available. The menu itself was just a temporary sheet with about five choices, and half of those were unavailable. The waiter never told us, so we had to keep asking for updates. The service doesn't live up to the setting.

The service was dismal, and the prices were far too high. The bathrooms are run down, the doors won't shut, and there's no water. In the rain season there aren't enough umbrellas or covered walkways, so we waited 35 minutes to share one. Lunch was poor quality cabbage, sukuma, and chapo. Dessert was one cube each of pineapple and papaya, a tiny passion fruit, and the usual watermelon. The conference rooms feel like cold, noisy caves, and projecting onto a wall isn't acceptable for a hotel calling itself “world class” in 2026. I won't return.

A pleasant spot to relax, have a meal, or stay overnight.

The rooms are aggressively mediocre and don't live up to the rest of the place. The people are nice, though, and the grounds and landscaping are super lovely. Parking was good, I felt safe, the food was decent, and the service was good.