Ibiza Club

We had a terrible time. It was packed, with too few tables for the number of people admitted, and the food cost a lot for such small portions. We ordered a bottle of Cirroc, but it came without ice. When we asked, the waiter seemed irritated and brought a bucket of ice with no scoop or other way to serve ourselves, so we had to use our hands. Then the bill included an extra 3000. Our waiter said the menu prices were false. Avoid this place, they’re thieves!

The seats are comfortable, the AC works well, and the screens are placed nicely for watching. The lighting is really cool too. The music starts off mellow, then before long you’re up dancing. Service is top class, and you can swipe any time. Definitely worth a visit.

The food took more than 45 minutes to arrive. Also, please replace the ladies’ pits with regular toilets. Those flashing lights by the disco ball are blinding, especially on Mondays and Tuesdays when visibility is already poor. They should point upward.

The modern design and location deserve a five from me, and the interior is beyond what I expected to see in Nyeri. My rating drops to three because the waiter turned me away when she didn’t have my beer at the counter beside my seat. She couldn’t be bothered to walk to the bar across the club and get me a cold one. With better service next time, I’d happily change my rating to five.