Hot Spot Fascinating Bed and Breakfast

Ricky runs the place and responds quickly on WhatsApp. It's clean, close to tourist spots and their tram, and there's a little balcony with a view. Those are the good parts. This isn't a bed and breakfast in the usual sense, it's basically a studio hostel on the 3 floor, up an extremely narrow staircase with a very bad angle. Going down was a nightmare, so imagine taking a suitcase up. There's one liquid for shampoo and body wash, though I couldn't tell which it was, so we used our own. The bed has no headboard, and I kept sliding backwards or hitting my head on the pillar. The mattress has no side support, so it feels like you might fall off. The breakfast is a cookie and instant coffee or a tea bag in the room. There's no room cleaning during your stay. Neighbors in the building and other guests constantly smoke weed, but I guess it's Amsterdam, so you can't complain. The only reason I'm giving it 2 stars instead of 1 is that the place doesn't claim to be nice in the first place, so it wouldn't be fair to rate it like a motel, hotel, inn or other...