Green Monkey Resort

Thanks for a lovely stay!

The stay ended up taking a real toll on my vacation, and I wouldn’t recommend this place. My first room had a bad smell and almost no water pressure, so they moved me. The replacement was larger, but it leaked and had no hot water. I was too exhausted to keep asking for things that should have been standard. Even the reception area was full of smoke when I arrived, which made me really uncomfortable.

I checked out first thing in the morning and left in a hurry. I’d arrived in Boracay around 2 a.m., exhausted, hoping a cheap hotel would be enough for a few hours of sleep. That was a mistake. The room was filthy, with hair, sand, and other bits of debris on the bed, and the sheets were all tangled up. In the bathroom, the previous guest’s towels were still hanging, the shower was broken and unusable, and the bin hadn’t even been emptied properly. The hairdryer was broken too. I’m usually too lazy to write reviews, but I wanted to leave this here so somebody else doesn’t make the same mistake. ㅜㅠ

The room felt totally neglected. It hadn’t been cleaned properly, and even soap was missing. The shower and hairdryer were both broken.