Fala Osrodek Wypoczynkowy

For a two-star hotel, it's not bad.

Breakfast was really nice.

The only real bright spots were the friendly staff and being close to the sea. I feel bad saying it because the staff were so nice, especially the lady in the dining room. Still, this place only gets 2 stars from me. I wasn't sure about posting such a low review, but after thinking it over, I decided it was fair. This is just my experience, and I'm not saying whether anyone should stay here or not. The rooms were tiny and cramped, the walls leaked, dinners were unappetizing, and there was a hole in the wall. I stayed in room 9 and could hear everything in room 4, and people in other rooms were audible even from upstairs. I had to speak in a different voice so I wouldn't be heard in the other rooms, and the resort didn't address that. A bug landed on my head while the window was closed. The TVs looked like they came from a Polish factory, and the remote had dead batteries. A few details to correct: the hole was photographed in a different room from mine. Someone's dining table leg fell off two days in a row. Wi-Fi didn't reach my room. I know that may be a one-off and affect at most 3-4 rooms, but it's worth mentioning. On a positive note, when a child was hurt after someone else broke a bowl in the dining room, the lady understood and even calmed the child down. Best regards!

The guesthouse had a higher standard than the resort rooms, which were okay but starting to look worn and poorly maintained. For our large group of around 100 people over two days, the showers were a real issue because the water flow was so weak. There was a sewer smell in the rooms, and you could hear everything from next door. The food was incredibly poor. At the formal banquet dinner, all the food was gone after 10 minutes. It was awful, especially after a long day of travel, and we've never before had people in our group go without a meal. In the morning there wasn't any bread at breakfast, and the espresso machine was still being cleaned and wasn't ready. The room guide described a lavish buffet. If tomatoes, cucumbers, eggs, sausages, butter and bread count as a rich selection, the owners probably haven't been out to see what hotels offer in a long time. The location is fantastic, but the views don't make up for the other problems. The bill was high for such a disappointment. What was I supposed to tell people, "Sorry, the kitchen didn't make more food"?