Hotel Milord

We were awake all night because the walls seem paper thin and we could hear the neighbours. If you need a good rest, stay somewhere else.

The room had a little balcony, breakfast was good, and the employees were polite. There are things for kids to do outside, and the hotel is near the road to Warszaw. We were very satisfied and would recommend it to families. It seems like it might be even nicer in summer, but it’s definitely worth the price.

We stayed in a small room for two, but it had all we needed: comfortable beds, a clean bathroom, and a balcony. Breakfast was excellent, and the parking was nice. The outdoor areas were disappointing, though. A broken chair and bike were lying on the ground in front of our balcony. There’s a playground and a little flower park, but we also saw hidden bricks and a broken fountain. Grass covered the area around the playground, so children couldn’t play there, and the playground was closed.

The breakfast buffet was pleasant, and the grounds are lovely. The hotel itself was nothing special, though, perhaps a 3, maybe almost a 4 on its own. I’d strongly advise international visitors against staying here. No staff spoke English, which made everything harder. Dinner with our group of 17, including six children and therefore 11 adults, was catastrophic. We weren’t allowed to order from the menu and were offered a set menu with just two choices. That could have been fine, except it cost twice as much as ordering à la carte, and they wanted to charge full price for the children. After we complained, they agreed to charge only the adults and let the children order à la carte. They still didn’t seem to understand that half of us don’t eat pork for religious reasons, that my mother has Ciliac disease and can’t eat bread products, or that she doesn’t mix meat and milk for religious reasons. We also had a vegan and a vegetarian, which was hard to explain. The staff’s scowling attitude made it worse. A polite smile and some patience would have helped, but they seemed angry that we objected to paying full price for the children and had dietary restrictions. It felt like they expected my mother to accept and overpay for whatever they offered, whether she ate it or not. And that’s the simplified version of how bad the meal was. For a very small group, especially if you speak Polish, it might be acceptable. As an international traveller with a group, I wouldn’t come back.