Olhos Pretos

Really ** place...

The bed linen had been used, and the bathroom was dirty, with hair everywhere. The owner was rude when replying. Disgusting, uncomfortable and expensive. What a disgrace!

The entrance alone gave us a preview of the inside. This place was a serious safety hazard. The building had emergency exits, but every one was locked. Inside, we had to barricade the bedroom doors with furniture. A disaster. The hygiene was awful. The sheets had suspicious stains. They smelled washed, but certainly didn't look like it. The towels were dingy and still damp, and may have been used before without being washed. The toilet had no seat. We were frightened all night by the bathroom window in one of our rooms. It had locks, but they did nothing, as the pictures below show. Since this place is near the hospital, if you want to visit a horror show and experience fear, you can sleep in these wheeled beds, which look like hospital stretchers. At least in a hospital you can feel the cleanliness. Here, it felt like a barn. The air conditioning didn't work at all. There were two big, pretty, vintage televisions, as if the room were a storage space, but they looked like Samara from the horror film "The Ring" might crawl out of one, and there wasn't even a remote to turn it on. The room had an extra-familiar atmosphere because we could see the people staying in the room above us. There was also an invasive smell of cheap cannabis, and cotton balls scattered around the room. There were four beds, but we were too afraid to sleep apart, so all four of us shared one bed after pushing the two single beds together. We took turns sleeping, with someone always awake holding the wardrobe behind the door in case someone came in. We also had to use the bathrooms in pairs because we were afraid of what might happen. The building was ruined, with blinds falling down and rotten wardrobes crumbling apart. All the bathroom fixtures were degraded and rotten. Even the key ring matched the headboard, both looking like coffins. We paid 150 euros for two rooms, each worse than the other, despite the price being far too high for such basic conditions. That's my experience of this humble accommodation.