Castle Pines Golf Villas

You’re constantly watched here, and the pool rules seem to change depending on what the security guard says. Stand with a drink, have a chair by the pool, let your kids play ball, or jump in the water, and you get called out over a loudspeaker. It isn’t because you’ve done anything wrong, but because they can. There’s no hanging towels outside, either, and many of these rules aren’t even on the posted board. If you don’t listen or don’t like it, a man keeps announcing it loudly and embarrassing you. You’re allowed to be seen, apparently, but not to do anything or make a sound. If you dislike fun and kids, you’ll love it.