Dylan B.
The main thing I wish I’d known beforehand was that this “studio” didn’t feel private. I could hear someone who seemed to live in the rest of the house leaving each morning and returning at night, and the owner was upstairs with the windows open. The water heater also kept the room hot the whole stay; the fans didn’t help much, and air conditioning would’ve made a real difference. The listing on Vrbo looked ideal, and getting there was easy. Parking seemed fine, and the bed and bathroom looked clean at first. But the welcome mat was old and dirty, unlike the new one in the photos. There was a possible door to the rest of the house behind a curtain and a board with a lock. The closet had a water heater and fewer than five hangers, with no dresser to put clothes in. In the shower, the old showerhead was coated in limescale, and the rusty clothesline seemed like a bad feature, especially if someone had a cut or got rust in their eye. The windows by the sliding door had wood where glass should have been. The upper one wouldn’t open or close, and slats in the lower one fell out while I was away. They didn’t feel secure. The advertised dining table was tiny and wobbly, barely suitable for coffee, and a chair nearly came apart because a bolt was missing. There were a lot of details that didn’t seem professionally handled. I was looking forward to the pool, and it was easy to reach with the combination lock. But there was a dead frog in it and no tool to remove it, so I didn’t swim. There was no recycling, loud noise during the day, and several cars with flat tires taking up parking spaces. I didn’t report the problems during the stay, thinking maybe it was just a bad day, but that wasn’t my responsibility. Ask questions and make sure the renter explains the place clearly, especially when the listing makes it look so nice.

