Hotel Astoria

I called the numbers posted online a few times, but none seemed to be in service. If there's another phone or WhatsApp number, could someone share it? Thanks.

The room was a mess, and the stay was a nightmare. The sheets were torn and stained, there was no heating, and the toilet leaked underneath. When we asked for something to dry the bathroom, we got a rag full of holes and black with dirt. The shower drain had hair in it, and water sprayed everywhere, soaking the bathroom. The bidet and toilet were so close together that brushing your teeth meant doing it right beside the toilet. There was no Wi-Fi, and the TV only had regular broadcast channels, no cable. Noise was constant, from people talking outside on the busy downtown street to the elevator opening and closing all night. Around 6 a.m., the air conditioner upstairs came on and started dripping onto the metal part above us. There was no way to enjoy the stay. Breakfast was just as bad. At 8 a.m. the music was blasting, and the waiter was extremely rude. The scrambled eggs were so bad that guests complained about the color and smell until staff removed them. I paid 50,000 pesos for this dump. It's one of the two worst hotels I've ever stayed in, and I wouldn't recommend it to my worst enemy.

The location is excellent. The rest was pretty average: the bathroom ceiling paint was peeling, and the cleaning could've been better. I had to ask for toilet paper, and although they gave me the TV remote, it didn't work. Breakfast was just coffee with milk and two croissants.

The staff were great, and everything is close by.