Pension Fami Retro Design
About this property
Popular facilities
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- Check-in
- From 14:00
- Check-out
- Until 10:00
- Parking
- Free
- Pets
- Allowed
- Luggage storage
- Available
- Languages
- German, English
- Smoking
- Smoke-free
- Children
- Family friendly
- Room types
- 4
Room Information
Rooms
1 / 3 Standard Suite
- Private bathroom
- mirror
- private-bathroom
- safe
- telephone
- toiletries
- towels
- tv
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1 / 3 Standard Double room
- 2 guests
- full double bed
- Private bathroom
- private-bathroom
- tv
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1 / 4 Standard Triple room
- 3 guests
- Private bathroom
- private-bathroom
- tv
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1 / 4 Standard room
- Private bathroom
- private-bathroom
- tv
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Guest reviews
Recent reviews shared by hotel guests
Ben F.
The two good points for us were the friendly woman at check-in, who spoke English, and the shower's decent water pressure and temperature. Beyond that, we were shocked by the condition of the place, especially at roughly €100 a night. Even a bit of maintenance and a more thorough clean would make a real difference. I hope the feedback is taken seriously so future guests get what they paid for. The location and exterior seemed promising, but inside was a different story. The photos showed only the “good” parts from when things were still fresh. The main hallway and our room both had a strong acidic smell, probably from a cleaning product. Everything looked worn and neglected, as if it hadn't been maintained in decades. There were stains on the walls, carpet, and window blinds, with huge clumps of dust on the blinds. We kept our slippers on the whole time. The wooden window frames had almost no paint left, and the sill was in rough shape too. The shower was very basic and much of it was broken. Several floor tiles were cracked, the door was damaged, the towel rack was nearly coming off the wall, and the shower head needed replacing because it sprayed everywhere. There was black fungus in the sealant. About a year later, the owner replied to my one-star review by threatening legal action unless I removed it immediately. Despicable. Instead of offering compensation for our awful stay, he chose to threaten customers. It's unbelievable. DO NOT BOOK THIS HORRORHOUSE.

Dylan M.
The shower was nice, but there were problems everywhere else. Silverfish were in the bathroom, the floors were loud and uneven, bits of the ceiling were falling, and the door handle came off. Construction workers appeared outside our window without warning at 8 am. The mattress was old and its springs poked through, and breakfast was lousy. They also overcharged us by converting the amount from crowns to euros and back again, adding more each time.
JAMES F.
We slept comfortably, and the soundproofing was good.
Anna K.
A good place for families.
Erika B.
The location is a real highlight, with forest and water all around, lovely hiking trails, and peaceful surroundings that are great for relaxing. Breakfast had plenty of choice and was regularly topped up. The staff were welcoming and helpful, and they spoke both German and English. Our room was spotless and had everything we needed for a night or two. The guesthouse has a charming rustic feel, probably because of its age. The main drawback was finding somewhere to eat. Despite the listing, there was no restaurant, just a bistro that stayed closed throughout our three-day visit. Nearby restaurants and bars were either shut or only open from 5 pm to 8 pm, so we ended up a little hungry.
Amenities
Everything available at this property
General Services
8 available- Smoke Free Property
- Heating
- Garden
- Terrace
- Luggage storage
- Tour assistance
- Barbecue grill(s)
- Family/Kid Friendly
Internet
1 available- Free Wi Fi
Parking
1 available- Free parking
Meals
4 available- Bar
- Breakfast
- Breakfast in the room
- Restaurant
Business Services
1 available- Meeting and presentation facilities
Sports
1 available- Bike rental
Children
1 available- Children's playground
Pets
1 available- Pets allowed
Room Amenities
2 available- Non Smoking Rooms
- Family room
Languages
2 available- German
- English
What's nearby
Explore attractions, restaurants and transport around the hotel
348 m 4 min walk
349 m 4 min walk
328 m 4 min walk
153 m 2 min walk
Attractions
20- Ringoland328 m 4 min walk
- Staré Splavy Dam507 m 6 min walk
- Jarmila's rock545 m 7 min walk
- Hlavní pláž Máchovo Jezero1.5 km 19 min walk
- Tschechische Maurerbank2.1 km 26 min walk
Restaurants
20- Almi penzion & pizzerie153 m 2 min walk
- Hotel Restaurant Karel Hynek Mácha182 m 2 min walk
- Restaurace Nad jezerem431 m 5 min walk
- La Farma Lake Restaurant432 m 5 min walk
- Restaurace V Jachtklubu452 m 6 min walk
Transit
20- Letiště Václava Havla PrahaAirport59.8 km
- Doksy, Staré Splavy, otočkaBus348 m 4 min walk
- Staré SplavyTrain349 m 4 min walk
- Doksy, Staré Splavy, hlavní silniceBus382 m 5 min walk
- Staré splavyFerry469 m 6 min walk

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