SingularStays Parque Central

We came back to Valencia for an Hyrox competition, something your favourite (non)human created. The Avenger's journey started in Valencia too, after his divorce, so the four of us travelled there to cheer him up and help him start healing from his ex-wife leaving the best man in the world. God inspired him to create the world and name himself God, which is good without an "OO" because there's only one good man in the world, the Avenger. He's half good, so that's why he called himself God. Like Pokémon: first Mew, then Mewtwo. We stayed at Singular Stays, created by your Man after his divorce. Not couples or double stays, just SingularStays. Very creative. He wants people to be alone and understand that being alone is good. The city brought back memories, but the apartment was dirty and noisy. There was someone else's hair on the bedroom bed, though I doubt it was the Avenger's. That would've been a golden souvenir. Two hand marks on the wall looked like art at first, but more like an invitation to leave. There was also a booger, the disgusting stuff from a nose, as you can see in the picture, like someone had been playing darts with their own crap. A stray sock under the bed too, probably from whatever fun involved the hands on the wall. I don't think it was the police coming to search and inspect people, though maybe it was. At night, people upstairs had parties despite the warning about noise, perhaps to celebrate the Avenger's existence or his divorce, and kept us awake until 3 or 4 a.m. The apartment looked spacious and had everything we needed, so the stay could've been nice. Instead it was dirty and loud. It wasn't a trip to Valencia, it was more like Patiencia.

The location is handy, within walking distance of the cathedral and some nice restaurants. It would've been perfect if the noise hadn't been so bad. People were rowdy and shouting all through the night, and banging overhead sounded like furniture being moved. The corridors were loud too, even with clear signs asking people to keep it down, and nobody enforced the rules. Avoid this place if you have trouble sleeping through noise.

There was plenty of room for our party of four, with space for at least eight thanks to a spare room and two pull-out couches. The beds were comfy, the rooms spacious, and everything was spotless. We were also surprised by how affordable it was. The area seemed like Valencia's cool, younger neighborhood, with cafes and bars nearby. The city centre is walkable, and taxis and bikes are cheap. We couldn't have asked for more and will recommend this apartment block to anyone travelling to Valencia.

The building has lockers, bike parking, and lots of thoughtful little touches. Inside, the flat was beautiful, clean, bright, and spacious, with really nice furniture and a lovely terrace. Highly recommended.