La Cuccagna

It's a really nice place, but the service was slow and upkeep was poor.

The place feels run-down, inside and out, and there’s little care given to its appearance. Food quality was poor, with tiny portions even for a large table. We didn’t feel the customers mattered, and they didn’t account for food intolerances or children’s needs. It’s a shame, since the place may once have been interesting. I wouldn’t recommend it. There are better spots to discover nearby.

Hearing the owner say, “I AM NUMBER ONE” felt like a mockery. The place has real potential, which makes it more disappointing. The bill was exorbitant, the setting was dirty and badly maintained, and we ate among cats and dogs. The food was discount-store quality too. I never write reviews, seriously, but readers, save yourselves. Please close this place down. It’s an insult to people who work in the restaurant business.

The food is delicious and rooted in classic Marche cooking, and they have plenty of room for parties for both kids and adults. It sits close to a fairly busy road, but up on the hill among lush woods, that proximity doesn’t really cause a problem, while the location is still convenient. A truly beautiful agriturismo.