Suite in Colonne San Lorenzo Milano

It was 90 some degrees, and the staff couldn't be bothered to bring us a remote so we could turn on the air conditioning. There were other problems too, but the service was the worst part.

The location is good, but the room was terrible. You could hear everything outside, even conversations in the next room, and the church across from the hotel rang its bell several times in the early morning. I couldn't sleep at all, and weekends were worst because of all the people partying in the streets. The staff weren't helpful. They didn't provide enough toilet paper or towels, and when I asked for more, they wanted to charge me 20 euros.

If you're a very heavy sleeper, it might be okay. The location is the best part, with lots of metro connections to the airport and elsewhere, plus plenty of restaurants for breakfast and bigger meals. Otherwise, hell no. This was the worst hotel of my life: dirty, loud, and very dusty. Downstairs was super loud with hipsters and drunk people, and the walls were so thin I could hear the neighbors breathing. Our room was dirty when we arrived, though the cleaner showed up while we were unpacking. He was really nice, but only spoke Spanish, and he was the best part of the experience. The church looks nice, but its bells started ringing around 6 or 7 and nearly destroyed my eardrums.

The room was pretty dusty, and music from the bar below stayed loud until around 1-2 AM.