Diavin

The staff were very polite, and Nicola was especially helpful. The beach and Vibo Marina are both very close.

Super!

I booked this temporary accommodation for a simple post-work break, hoping to clear my head, and did run into a few things. The double-bed sheets were supposedly 10% cotton imported from Flanders, France. I’m used to 80%, though these were 70%. In the shower drain, a vulgar term in my opinion, I found some nude equestrian photographs, in the broadest sense. Not a pleasant surprise, but I made the most of this personal hygiene water experience and the personal satisfaction I deserved. The bulb meant to give a soft, dim light IRREVERSIBLY DAMAGED my cornea. I lost 7 degrees of vision and needed surgery in my family’s hometown, Romania, the Land of Toys. PS: Thank you, Dr. Jessica. There were dog paw prints on the living-room mirror, possibly from Oscar. I ask that the dog be kept under control according to the appropriate and approved (legal) Article 156, paragraph 2 of the Constitution (restrictions). There were also stains from a liquid I couldn’t identify. The wall was especially thin: I could hear my roommate’s respiratory system. I later learned he was a fellow villager named Mr. Marcel Junior Lupu, nicknamed “butt in the wind” by the locals because he’d been caught exposing his private property to others. All things considered, despite these minor problems, I find it a pleasant hotel for when life gets tough.

The managers, Arianna and Nicola, were both very kind and helpful. The hotel is literally two steps from the sea, and the rooms are clean and spacious, with air conditioning and a mini-fridge. Highly recommended 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟