Orgánico Hotel Boutique

I’ve never before refused to stay at a hotel and walked out, but I did here. The mess outside was bad enough: rancid water in the ponds, dirty glasses and dishes scattered around, tubes and rotting plastic gazebos in the garden, and cheap finishes everywhere. Inside was no better. The bed linen was worn and old, the bathroom was dirty, and nails stuck out of the walls. I’d rather stay in the Bates Motel. Stay away from this dump.

Getting here means taking a difficult one-way road, but the place is absolutely beautiful. The views and cottages are lovely, and the customer service was great. It costs a little more, though I thought it was worth it.

Everything was ridiculously expensive, and the service took suuuper long. The food was really bad and very greasy. You’re wasting your time and money here, so don’t bother.

A peaceful, quiet spot with amazing views. The hotel feels modern but still cozy, and it’s a great place to relax as a couple.