Willa Helena

The bathroom was tiny, which turned out to be good preparation for life in our beloved country if those pathetic developers completely monopolized the market. I highly recommend the place, but watch out for the wolf in the shed next door. It nearly bit my leg off 🙂‍↔️🔥🗿 And the window doesn’t look out at Giewont, just a frog, which is fine. The lady who served us was very nice. She told us not to use the heater because it might set off the alarm, or the hot water because some strange men might come. I appreciate that kind of customer service. I assume the lady was Helena, and she also looked after our immune systems with an optimally low temperature. She took care of our muscles too, making sure we didn’t get bogged down when we had to clean the room ourselves before arriving.

Dust and hair were everywhere, including in the bathroom and on the bed. The room had a musty, foul smell that wouldn’t air out, and it was damp enough that our towels never dried during the whole stay. There were cobwebs on the walls, an old broken kettle with a huge amount of limescale, and awful lighting from a dusty, moon-shaped children’s lamp. The decorations on the furniture served no purpose. What a disaster. I’ve never been so glad to get home. I don’t recommend it, and the owner should be ashamed of renting rooms in this condition. Disgusting. One star is too many.

The whole place feels neglected and is in terrible condition. The mattresses stink and look as if they’ve been soaked in urine, which is completely unacceptable. There were crumbs and dust all over the tables, so you hardly want to touch anything. It was an unpleasant stay, with no apparent care for cleanliness or guests’ comfort. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone.

There was hair all over the sheets and underneath them, and the mattress was soaked in urine. The filth was indescribable, the bathroom was a mess, and the whole room smelled musty. The landlady offered pâté sandwiches, but after what I’d seen I was afraid they’d have hair in them. Never again. I wouldn’t recommend this place to anyone.