Fortuna

The chef is wonderful and makes divine, exquisite dishes. The rooms were decent, but some items were broken and the mattresses were wet. One mattress also creaked. Five appliances broke during our stay, leaving us without hot water and cold for the night.

The food is very good, and I had no complaints about it. The service was only so-so. Most bathrooms have bathtubs. There were plenty of problems with the room: beds, floors, and some doors squeaked, and some beds were soaked in urine. The radiators wouldn’t turn on, so nights were cold. Ants came through holes in the walls and crawled around the room and on the bed. The doors also had gaps underneath, so you could hear everything, and people in the hallway could basically hear everything you said.

The chef makes lovely dinners, and he’s very handsome. I didn’t get the chance to ask for a picture or find out what shampoo he uses, but it must be good.

The food was good, and the service was great. The chef, the gentleman who brings the food, is world-class. The furnace had a minor problem, so it was cold one night, but it wasn’t too bad.