We Hate F Tourists

Name: We Hate F Tourists
Address: Rua Capitão Renato Baptista 88, Lisbon, Lisbon, Lisbon, PT
Rating: 8.8

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About this property

A great option for a journey on a budget - hotel "We Hate F Tourists" is located in Lisbon. This hotel is located 1 km from the city center. You can take a walk and explore the neighbourhood area of the hotel — Intendente, Pena and Jose Tomas de Sousa Martins Monument. Location Spend an evening in a nice atmosphere of the bar. If you travel by car, you can park in a parking zone. Accessibility: there is an elevator/lift. At the guests’ disposal, there’s also a safe-deposit box and a concierge. At the hotel

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Parking

Air conditioning

Bar

Good to know

Check-in: From 15:00
Check-out: Until 12:00
Luggage storage: Available
Room types: 4

Guest reviews

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Guest Rating

8.8/10

Very Good

523 reviews

Featured review

Maarja T.

April 2026

10/10

I've stayed here twice, for several days each time, and loved the views, the team, and Lisbon. It's a popular hostel and often sold out, but at 25 euros it's very good value. The rooms are small for six people, and snoring and other noise can be an issue. The mattresses and sheets were quite worn, too. Still, the superior rooms have cool balconies and nice city views, and the rooms have working AC and good curtains. The area is quiet, local, and close to everything, including the airport, about 20 minutes away. I found it safe. The rooftops have amazing morning and evening sun, and there's a good workstation for remote work. Wi-Fi was fast, toilets were always clean, and the water gets very warm after about two minutes. Check-out at 12 was relaxed, and they didn't rush me. With an activity every day, it was easy to meet people. Breakfast was worth it, with fresh eggs, bread, ham, cheese, yogurt, and reliably warm fresh coffee. There's a lot of food and drink nearby, including Lispoa Craft Beer, two minutes away, which has the best craft beer in Lisbon and an amazing owner. Plenty of local tascas are close, too, with huge lunch portions for 7€ at places like Tasca Doce Maestors. You can easily walk to the main center and riverside.

Nur D.

December 2025

10/10

The hostel's activities and tours are worth the time and money, so plan for them. Demet’s pub crawl was a lot of fun. The staff are all really helpful, kind, and friendly, and the hostel is in a pretty neighborhood. Rooms have personal cupboards you can lock if you bring a padlock.

Kelly M.

May 2026

10/10

I spent four days here in May and had a lovely time. The friendly, genuine, attentive staff and the old school hostel feel made it easy for people to meet and hang out. The rooftop is great for coworking and watching the sunset, and I liked the decor throughout. I really enjoyed my stay.

Rhys M.

June 2026

10/10

I didn't expect a hostel to feel this refreshing. The place was worth the money, with clean, pleasant rooms and tidy shared spaces. The AC worked, and there was even housekeeping, which I hadn't come across in a hostel before. Tatiana was laid-back and friendly too.

Abigail C.

January 2026

10/10

I liked it so much I extended my stay three times. The rooftop is lovely, the rooms feel spacious, and the place runs on a really organized system, so the service felt more like a hotel than a hostel. They greeted me with a drink and snack, and coffee and tea are free. Remember to bring your own towel and lock, since those cost extra. Checkout at 12 pm was nice for sleeping in. The staff were all so kind. At 1 am, I dropped my glasses between the bed frame and Fabio helped me get them out. Tatiana always greeted me with a smile and was lovely to talk to. Victoria, Fabio, Tatiana, Ari, and Demet were all great.