Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
About this property
Popular facilities
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- Check-in
- From 15:00
- Check-out
- Until 11:00
- Extra bed
- EUR 75 per guest/night
- Pets
- Not allowed
- Accessibility
- Wheelchair accessible
- Luggage storage
- Available
- Languages
- Spanish, English, Multi-language staff
- Smoking
- Smoke-free
- Children
- Family friendly
- Room types
- 4
- Accommodates
- Up to 4 guests
Room Information
Rooms
1 / 6 ‘L’ Double Secret Bookcase
- 2 guests
- full double bed
- shared bathroom
- hairdryer
- mirror
- safe
- shared-bathroom
- shower
- telephone
- toiletries
- towels
- wi-fi
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1 / 6 ‘M’ Double Secret Bookcase
- 2 guests
- full double bed
- shared bathroom
- hairdryer
- mirror
- safe
- shared-bathroom
- shower
- telephone
- toiletries
- towels
- wi-fi
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1 / 6 ‘S’ Double Secret Bookcase
- 2 guests
- full double bed
- shared bathroom
- hairdryer
- mirror
- safe
- shared-bathroom
- shower
- telephone
- toiletries
- towels
- wi-fi
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1 / 6 ‘XL’ Double Secret Bookcase
- 2 guests
- full double bed
- Private bathroom
- hairdryer
- mirror
- private-bathroom
- safe
- shower
- telephone
- toiletries
- towels
- wi-fi
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Guest reviews
Recent reviews shared by hotel guests
Nikos P.
Alexandre and Tamara were especially kind and helped me with everything, since it was my first time in Amsterdam. The whole team seemed ready to do whatever they could to make the stay enjoyable. Thanks to them for their hospitality. I'll definitely visit again soon. The hotel is close to the center, on a street with restaurants and bars, and the tram is a three-minute walk away. The rooms were clean, the surroundings pleasant, and the service excellent.

KAI V.
The room had a creative design, with its door hidden in a bookshelf. But the ventilation for steam was almost nonexistent. Also, there was no toilet in the room. We saw that a shower was included and assumed that meant a toilet too, which was our mistake.
Thomas G.
A decent, cheap hotel/hostel for recovering from jet lag, with funky decor. Some small repairs would help, but nothing serious was wrong. There's a 24-hour attendant, and all the staff I met were good. The neighborhood isn't a great part of town for tourists, though I felt safe enough. The tram is very close, and there's a "coffeeshop" next door if that's your thing.
Chloe B.
We stayed four days, and the design and concept are cool, but a lot went wrong. The shared bathroom sink needed repair. Power in our room was cut after the front desk was moved to the space directly behind us, apparently because the wiring was connected there. We also had bed bugs. Judging by the reviews, I suspect the hotel hasn't fully treated the problem and is dealing with it room by room, so it seems uncertain which guests will get them. We did, and brought them back to Canada. We've been quoted thousands of dollars to treat the infestation at home. As we were leaving, a staff member gave me an email address to ask about compensation. I got no response. Don't stay here. The restaurant is worth visiting if you just want to enjoy the vibe.
Luisa A.
The room was very clean and the bed super comfortable. The staff were fantastic, always friendly and helpful. What really left me wanting more was the amazing breakfast. I think that was the best egg and bacon I've ever eaten.
Amenities
Everything available at this property
General Services
28 available- 24 Hour Reception
- Smoke Free Property
- Security guard
- Terrace
- All Spaces Non Smoking (Public And Private)
- Room service
- Luggage storage
- Tour assistance
- Library
- Garage
- Family/Kid Friendly
- Temperature control for staff
- Extra decontamination measures
- Temperature control for guests
- Personal protection equipment for guests
- Contactless Check In And/Or Check Out
- Additional Measures Against COVID 19
- Total number of rooms
- hotel
- Check In Hour
- Check Out Hour
- Multilingual staff
- 24 Hour Security
- Lift access
- Luggage room
- Game room
- Non Smoking Establishment
- Minimum Check In Age
Accessibility
3 available- Accessibility features
- Wheelchair Accessible
- Wheelchair access to restaurant
Internet
2 available- Free Wi Fi
- Wi Fi
Parking
3 available- Parking
- Parking nearby
- Car park
Meals
4 available- Bar
- Breakfast
- Breakfast in the room
- Restaurant
Sports
2 available- Bike rental
- Bicycle hire service
Children
1 available- Playroom
Pets
1 available- Pets Not Allowed
Room Amenities
3 available- Non Smoking Rooms
- Family room
- Towels and bed linen
Languages
3 available- Spanish
- English
- Multi Language Staff
What's nearby
Explore attractions, restaurants and transport around the hotel
162 m 2 min walk
164 m 2 min walk
1.1 km 14 min walk
61 m 1 min walk
Attractions
20- Vondelpark1.1 km 14 min walk
- Stedelijk Museum Amsterdam1.7 km 21 min walk
- Van Gogh Museum1.7 km 22 min walk
- Moco Museum | Amsterdam1.7 km 22 min walk
- The 9 Streets1.9 km 23 min walk
Restaurants
20- Beyou Amsterdam61 m 1 min walk
- Mangal Piri Reis89 m 1 min walk
- Afiyet Restaurant89 m 1 min walk
- Benji's91 m 1 min walk
- Wildgroei Festival109 m 1 min walk
Transit
20- Luchthaven SchipholAirport9.1 km
- Rotterdam The Hague AirportAirport54.0 km
- Amsterdam, Witte de WithstraatBus162 m 2 min walk
- Witte de WithstraatTram164 m 2 min walk
- Witte de WithstraatBus165 m 2 min walk

Stay rules
Important conditions for your stay
Fees and optional services
Extra beds
Extra bed (1 available) - Extra charge may apply
Deposit
Deposit required
Parking
Parking - Extra charge may apply
