Keystone Motel

The room was nice and, thankfully, free of bed bugs, but the toilet was frozen. I went to cool off at the pool and found it evaporated, with what looked like a red person in there. Then the pizza showed up square. It tasted okay, though I prefer round pizza. The neighbors were arguing A LOT while I was trying to sleep. Dinner close was amazing, but that same red person, I think with her family, kept fighting and even broke the table. Still a nice stay, especially with the free ice. (This review is obviously a joke referencing SU.)

For about the same price as the other motels on the block, this one is much cleaner. The cleanliness here is at a significantly higher level.

The people running the motel are nice, if a little strict, but that's no big deal. Housekeeping is a sweetheart. I just didn't like that they open your door if you don't answer the housekeeping lady. I sleep naked, so I can't do that.

The rooms are decorated nicely, and there weren't any bed bugs, which was good. But why was the pool evaporated when I arrived at night?! My room was frozen too, and it's not even winter. Please get that checked. The food options were terrible. I ordered a pizza and got a square one. Horrible!