The Nooq Lund

We stayed two nights in July. Check-in details had been sent ahead, so things seemed well organized at first. But we arrived 2 hours early hoping to leave our bags, which the information said we could do. The number we were told to call was out of service, and none of the customer service numbers answered. We stood outside for a long time until a security guard let us in and gave us the baggage room code. The room was clean and spacious, but the bed was extremely uncomfortable and seemed unsuitable for two people because any movement shook the whole thing. It also got very hot and was hard to air out. Breakfast was simple but had what you need, and the location can't be beat. Despite the problems, I'd still recommend it for a short stay, though you may run into technical issues like we did.

The rooms are filthy and run-down, with bathroom mold, hair on the bed, and furniture that's stained and disgusting. In all my years traveling, even two-star hotels have been in better shape. Don't be fooled by decade-old photos or the obviously fake reviews. Terrible hotel, stay away if you can.

We had a spacious family room that was clean, with a well-equipped kitchen. Great location, easy self check-in, and the parking lot is right outside. The sofa was the problem: it seems to be missing a kind of top mattress, so I could feel the metal springs poking me all night. The ventilation was also blasting straight onto the sofa.

The location is really good, so it works fine for a few days. But both rooms I rented needed much more cleaning. In the first, cheaper and larger room, there was hair under the mattress and on the pillowcases and duvets. There were lots of flies, dirty windows, and spiders too. The second room cost more, yet it was much smaller than the first, despite looking spacious in the booking photos. It was dirty as well, with hair under the mattress, two tiny pillows like ones for a living room, and mold in the bathroom. The shower head was broken and fell on my head while I was showering. The door also only closed if I slammed it hard. The laundry was disgusting. The machines smelled awful, didn't work properly, and one leaked water the whole time I was there. Avoid them if you can. There usually isn't staff around for most of the day, though the two people I saw working seemed friendly. Beds really need to be cleaned between guests. It's disgusting to find the previous tenants' hair there.